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I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

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mei 1, 2019 7:42 pm
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In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie! It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the […]

Can we have Bender Burgers again?

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mei 1, 2019 7:41 pm
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Say what? Oh God, what have I done? I’m a thing. We’re also Santa Claus! Kif might! Moving along… Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Why, those are […]

And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr.

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mei 1, 2019 7:40 pm
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Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Ummm…to eBay? Does anybody else […]

It must be wonderful.

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mei 1, 2019 7:40 pm
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No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. There, […]

I just told you! You’ve killed me!

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mei 1, 2019 7:39 pm
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Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained […]

When will that be?

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mei 1, 2019 7:39 pm
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I’ll get my kit! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Bender, we’re trying our best. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. Bender, quit destroying the universe! Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. Anyhoo, […]

We don’t have a brig.

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mei 1, 2019 7:38 pm
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Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Negative, bossy meat creature! And then the battle’s not so bad? And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? Ummm…to eBay? Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first. Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could […]

Belligerent and numerous.

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mei 1, 2019 7:38 pm
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Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then […]

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