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There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like!

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mei 1, 2019 7:32 pm
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I’m Santa Claus! But existing is basically all I do! Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel […]

The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

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mei 1, 2019 7:32 pm
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For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal! It must be wonderful. You’ll have all the Slurm you can […]

It must be wonderful.

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mei 1, 2019 7:31 pm
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With gusto. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I had more, but you go ahead. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. Bender, we’re trying our […]

Professor, make a woman out of me.

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mei 1, 2019 7:30 pm
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Bender, quit destroying the universe! So, how ‘bout them Knicks? I can explain. It’s very valuable. Can we have Bender Burgers again? Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. I’m Santa Claus! Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more […]

Hello, little man. I will destroy you!

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mei 1, 2019 7:30 pm
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I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? Tell them I hate them. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Ugh, it’s […]

Now what?

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mei 1, 2019 7:29 pm
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No, just a regular mistake. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Can I use the gun? Leela’s gonna kill me. Hello Morbo, how’s the family? Yep, I remember. They came in last at […]

You don’t know how to do any of those.

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mei 1, 2019 7:29 pm
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Take me to your leader! One hundred dollars. Why would I want to know that? Tell her she looks thin. We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! I’m sure those windmills will keep […]

I’m a thing.

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mei 1, 2019 7:28 pm
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Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie! Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up […]

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