Aww, it’s true. I’ve been hiding it for so long.

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No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.

Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first. Ow, my spirit! Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!

We’re also Santa Claus!

It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave. And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr.

  1. I love you, buddy!
  2. Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
  3. Pansy.

The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! Shut up and take my money! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.

  • But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.
  • Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved.
  • I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

Anyone who laughs is a communist! No! Don’t jump! Who are you, my warranty?! Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. Can we have Bender Burgers again? Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’?

No! The cat shelter’s on to me. How much did you make me? As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts!

Do a flip! I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!

I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home.

I don’t want to be rescued. I just told you! You’ve killed me! I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.

One hundred dollars. I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? Can we have Bender Burgers again?

Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Actually, that’s still true. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’?

And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase.

Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. A true inspiration for the children. And then the battle’s not so bad?

Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

Can we have Bender Burgers again? I’m a thing. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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