Bender, you risked your life to save me!

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mei 1, 2019 7:33 pm
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In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ‘cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock.

It doesn’t look so shiny to me.

I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Do a flip! Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.

  1. Hey, whatcha watching?
  2. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men.
  3. A sexy mistake.

This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

Take me to your leader! Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? Daylight and everything. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?

  • Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?
  • I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.
  • Is that a cooking show?

Hello, little man. I will destroy you! My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

Bender, we’re trying our best. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go.

Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Why not indeed! Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Soothe us with sweet lies.

And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it.

I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Bender?! You stole the atom. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?

I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! That’s not soon enough! Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it?

There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. You don’t know how to do any of those. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!

Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! They’re like sex, except I’m having them! I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

Fatal. I never loved you. Say what? I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. No, just a regular mistake.

I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’!

I don’t ‘need’ to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? No! Don’t jump! I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.

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