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And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr.

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Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Ummm…to eBay? Does anybody else […]

Belligerent and numerous.

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Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then […]

Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first.

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I wish! It’s a nickel. Ow, my spirit! In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Leela’s gonna kill me. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Nay, I respect and admire Harold […]

Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.

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Who are those horrible orange men? And then the battle’s not so bad? But I’ve never been to the moon! Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? […]

You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie!

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She also liked to shut up! Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon. But existing is basically all I do! Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the […]

There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like!

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I’m Santa Claus! But existing is basically all I do! Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel […]

Professor, make a woman out of me.

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Bender, quit destroying the universe! So, how ‘bout them Knicks? I can explain. It’s very valuable. Can we have Bender Burgers again? Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. I’m Santa Claus! Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more […]

Now what?

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No, just a regular mistake. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Can I use the gun? Leela’s gonna kill me. Hello Morbo, how’s the family? Yep, I remember. They came in last at […]

You don’t know how to do any of those.

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Take me to your leader! One hundred dollars. Why would I want to know that? Tell her she looks thin. We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! I’m sure those windmills will keep […]

I’m a thing.

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Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie! Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up […]

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