In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie! It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the […]
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It must be wonderful.
No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. There, […]
I just told you! You’ve killed me!
Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained […]
Belligerent and numerous.
Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then […]
Bender, you risked your life to save me!
In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ‘cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease […]
There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like!
I’m Santa Claus! But existing is basically all I do! Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel […]
You don’t know how to do any of those.
Take me to your leader! One hundred dollars. Why would I want to know that? Tell her she looks thin. We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! I’m sure those windmills will keep […]
Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
Hello Morbo, how’s the family? Anyone who laughs is a communist! Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. No. We’re on the top. Belligerent and numerous. Oh right. I forgot about the battle. That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave. It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet […]
And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab?
What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. No, she’ll probably make me do […]