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It must be wonderful.

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No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. There, […]

We don’t have a brig.

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Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Negative, bossy meat creature! And then the battle’s not so bad? And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? Ummm…to eBay? Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first. Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could […]

Belligerent and numerous.

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Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then […]

And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

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It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults. Say it in Russian! I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. It’s a T. […]

The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

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For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal! It must be wonderful. You’ll have all the Slurm you can […]

It must be wonderful.

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With gusto. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I had more, but you go ahead. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. Bender, we’re trying our […]

Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.

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Hello Morbo, how’s the family? Anyone who laughs is a communist! Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. No. We’re on the top. Belligerent and numerous. Oh right. I forgot about the battle. That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave. It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet […]