Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.

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Who are those horrible orange men? And then the battle’s not so bad? But I’ve never been to the moon! Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Throw her in the brig. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like! It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!

Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. What are their names? Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs?

  1. Really?!
  2. It doesn’t look so shiny to me.
  3. Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!

I don’t want to be rescued.

I’m Santa Claus! I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. Say what? No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat.

  • Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?
  • Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!
  • Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.

Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’?

So, how ‘bout them Knicks? Ask her how her day was. You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.

I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? And when we woke up, we had these bodies.

Noooooo! I’m Santa Claus! Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Anyone who laughs is a communist!

I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. Okay, I like a challenge. A sexy mistake. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!

Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. We’re also Santa Claus! Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. I’m Santa Claus! Bender, we’re trying our best.

I never loved you. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! It must be wonderful. Fatal.

Okay, I like a challenge. Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. That’s a popular name today. Little “e”, big “B”?

In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…

Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family.

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