Hello, little man. I will destroy you!

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I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? Tell them I hate them. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head.

With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? I just told you! You’ve killed me! They’re like sex, except I’m having them!

Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.

That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Do a flip! Tell them I hate them.

  1. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.
  2. Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.”
  3. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?

But I’ve never been to the moon!

Say what? Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?

  • I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
  • Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty?
  • OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid.

Tell them I hate them. Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Kids have names? Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! How much did you make me? This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!

I can explain. It’s very valuable. Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.

Say it in Russian! I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.

Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. We’re rescuing ya. File not found. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!

You’ve killed me! Oh, you’ve killed me! This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!

It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. Ask her how her day was. Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? You lived before you met me?!

You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! Actually, that’s still true.

Say it in Russian! I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. It’s a T. It goes “tuh”. I’m Santa Claus!

Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Can I use the gun? I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Do a flip!

Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! You don’t know how to do any of those. We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home.

No. We’re on the top. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.

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