I just told you! You’ve killed me!

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mei 1, 2019 7:39 pm
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Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?

Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!

Large bet on myself in round one. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. No. We’re on the top. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

  1. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped.
  2. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged.
  3. Bender, quit destroying the universe!

Pansy.

Bender?! You stole the atom. No. We’re on the top. Tell her she looks thin. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

  • Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!
  • You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?
  • What are their names?

Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! You are the last hope of the universe. Ask her how her day was. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase. And until then, I can never die? What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso!

Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?

Why not indeed! Meh. Anyone who laughs is a communist! Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!

Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Shut up and take my money! And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr.

Your best is an idiot! Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! Ummm…to eBay?

Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Throw her in the brig. She also liked to shut up!

Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped.

Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Bender, quit destroying the universe! And I’m his friend Jesus. Okay, I like a challenge.

No, she’ll probably make me do it. I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Really?! You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.

You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Ooh, name it after me! There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like! Noooooo! Hey, guess what you’re accessories to.

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