It must be wonderful.

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No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too.

Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!

We’re also Santa Claus!

Leela’s gonna kill me. I can explain. It’s very valuable. You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most.

  1. Hello, little man. I will destroy you!
  2. Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?
  3. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?

Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you!

Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!

  • No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own!
  • Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that.
  • Fatal.

Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.

You don’t know how to do any of those. No! The cat shelter’s on to me. When will that be? Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things.

Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon. Guess again. Why would I want to know that? And when we woke up, we had these bodies.

And then the battle’s not so bad? As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. And until then, I can never die? Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! I don’t want to be rescued.

A true inspiration for the children. You’re going to do his laundry? But I’ve never been to the moon! I can explain. It’s very valuable.

That’s not soon enough! Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Who are those horrible orange men?

It must be wonderful. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Bender, quit destroying the universe! And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab?

Yeah, lots of people did. I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. No, just a regular mistake. Is the Space Pope reptilian!?

Who am I making this out to? Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. I love you, buddy! Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?

I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal! These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are.

Daylight and everything. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Why not indeed! I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared…

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