Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first.

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I wish! It’s a nickel. Ow, my spirit! In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Leela’s gonna kill me. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso!

Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Ow, my spirit! Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?

Look, last night was a mistake.

Professor, make a woman out of me. That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.

  1. Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very…
  2. I’m a thing.
  3. You are the last hope of the universe.

Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!

Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

  • Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me.
  • I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!
  • Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.

Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat.” And “Put on your good vestments.” And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school!

Bender, you risked your life to save me! Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.

What are their names? Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Professor, make a woman out of me. Isn’t it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!

You don’t know how to do any of those. It’s toe-tappingly tragic! Bender?! You stole the atom. No! The cat shelter’s on to me.

For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs! Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Ask her how her day was. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged.

Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. I don’t want to be rescued. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.

These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?

Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Then we’ll go with that data file!

Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. No! The cat shelter’s on to me. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money.

I just told you! You’ve killed me! Yeah, lots of people did. File not found. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

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