Professor, make a woman out of me.

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mei 1, 2019 7:30 pm
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Bender, quit destroying the universe! So, how ‘bout them Knicks? I can explain. It’s very valuable. Can we have Bender Burgers again? Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.

I’m Santa Claus! Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty?

Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Bite my shiny metal ass. And then the battle’s not so bad? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

  1. Actually, that’s still true.
  2. I was all of history’s great robot actors – Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!
  3. Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.

Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs?

I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! I just told you! You’ve killed me! Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.

  • I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.
  • Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?
  • These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are.

What are their names? And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. One hundred dollars. Really?!

One hundred dollars. You are the last hope of the universe. I had more, but you go ahead. Why would I want to know that? I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things.

Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Kif might! Actually, that’s still true. That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Pansy.

Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. Can we have Bender Burgers again? Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Professor, make a woman out of me. Meh. Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…

With gusto. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

What kind of a father would I be if I said no? You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?

I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Daddy Bender, we’re hungry. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie! Why not indeed!

Also Zoidberg. Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat.” And “Put on your good vestments.” No argument here. Actually, that’s still true.

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