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mei 1, 2019 7:39 pm
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I’ll get my kit! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Bender, we’re trying our best. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. Bender, quit destroying the universe!

Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.

Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?

No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

  1. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!
  2. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!
  3. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab?

And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. I never loved you. Pansy. Why would a robot need to drink?

  • Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”.
  • Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ‘cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
  • Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.

No! The cat shelter’s on to me. Ummm…to eBay? Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! Hey, whatcha watching? My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

You don’t know how to do any of those. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Yeah, lots of people did. It doesn’t look so shiny to me. Ow, my spirit!

Look, last night was a mistake. Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Leela’s gonna kill me. Bender, quit destroying the universe! Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs?

Shut up and take my money! Ummm…to eBay? My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? It must be wonderful. Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.

No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that’s it. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?

Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court!

Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food.

That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave. Who are those horrible orange men? You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go. You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you?

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