Why not indeed!

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It’s toe-tappingly tragic! When will that be? Yeah, and if you were the pope they’d be all, “Straighten your pope hat.” And “Put on your good vestments.” We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

And I’m his friend Jesus. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ‘cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.

Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that.

Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Why not indeed! For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.

  1. They’re like sex, except I’m having them!
  2. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.
  3. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM!

And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it!

Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that. You mean while I’m sleeping in it? No! The cat shelter’s on to me. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?

  • Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!
  • Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.”
  • Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.

Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. We’re also Santa Claus! Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. Look, last night was a mistake.

Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Bender?! You stole the atom. Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you!

Anyone who laughs is a communist! Bender, you risked your life to save me! I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’!

It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!

Bender, we’re trying our best. How much did you make me? I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Say it in Russian!

Bender?! You stole the atom. I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?

I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? When will that be? Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried?

Pansy. Belligerent and numerous. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.

Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Do a flip! I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.

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