You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie!
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She also liked to shut up! Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.
But existing is basically all I do! Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head. ” We’re also Santa Claus! You can see how I lived before I met you.
No! Don’t jump!
Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!
- Why not indeed!
- Oh, I think we should just stay friends.
- Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.
My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? When will that be? Moving along… Do a flip!
- Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.
- Can we have Bender Burgers again?
- Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat. I’m Santa Claus! WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?
We don’t have a brig. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! A sexy mistake. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men.
I’m a thing. No! The cat shelter’s on to me. Also Zoidberg. There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! It must be wonderful.
I had more, but you go ahead. Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
I wish! It’s a nickel. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? But existing is basically all I do! Can we have Bender Burgers again?
You can see how I lived before I met you. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase. No, just a regular mistake. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.
That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat.
Hello Morbo, how’s the family? Say what? You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news!
I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Bender, we’re trying our best. Actually, that’s still true. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.
You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Your best is an idiot! There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like!
Can we have Bender Burgers again? Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?
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